You know...I hate reading your sex stuff when you actually get into the sex stuff. I'm too OLD for this shit. It's okay if I don't clap, right? I mean, claps don't mean anything anymore, right?

And I'm with A.L. When I put these drapes up, they're in a tail, not a bun. Never have been in a bun. How do you get this crap in a bun, anyway? Product? Doesn't that contradict what you were saying about the "do"?

God, I'm old.

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