You know...I hate reading your sex stuff when you actually get into the sex stuff. I'm too OLD for this shit. It's okay if I don't clap, right? I mean, claps don't mean anything anymore, right?

And I'm with A.L. When I put these drapes up, they're in a tail, not a bun. Never have been in a bun. How do you get this crap in a bun, anyway? Product? Doesn't that contradict what you were saying about the "do"?

God, I'm old.

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of many things straightforward and strange. Some of them appear here. “Women zai shuo ba” as the Mandarin say. Born 2016.