You don’t watch enough awards shows!!! And you, a native Californian!!! Shame!!! Humility is for the elderly, like Anthony Hopkins and Dame Lady what’s her face. You should be bristling with energy and Hap-Hap-Happiness like Sally Fields when she did that “You like me! You really really like me!!!” And swinging that $500 note around your head! Whee-whee-all the way to the bank!

Hell, you are the LAST person here to think you are the worst writer…here or anywhere. Never think that. You’re too nice a person, and that’s why you think everyone else is such a good writer.

When you are actually one of the better ones.

Yes. You DESERVED that.

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of many things straightforward and strange. Some of them appear here. “Women zai shuo ba” as the Mandarin say. Born 2016.