You don’t watch enough awards shows!!! And you, a native Californian!!! Shame!!! Humility is for the elderly, like Anthony Hopkins and Dame Lady what’s her face. You should be bristling with energy and Hap-Hap-Happiness like Sally Fields when she did that “You like me! You really really like me!!!” And swinging that $500 note around your head! Whee-whee-all the way to the bank!

Hell, you are the LAST person here to think you are the worst writer…here or anywhere. Never think that. You’re too nice a person, and that’s why you think everyone else is such a good writer.

When you are actually one of the better ones.

Yes. You DESERVED that.

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of the straightforward & strange. “Women zai shuo ba.” Be useful; share what you can; help others always. Doctor of texts.