You don’t owe me anything. If you and the cat (you know, you never did clarify that one!) are ever in Tennessee give us a call. The wife cannot cook for beans (not even beans) but I’m a great cook. We’ll fix you up proper.

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of many things straightforward and strange. Some of them appear here. “Women zai shuo ba” as the Mandarin say. Born 2016.