You are sweet to ask after my meaningless credentials. I have one in American Literature and one in a now-lost field called Critical Theory (probably best remaining lost, too). Don't count your chances short. I received these when I was nearing middle-age. Or, was that Dark Age...

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of the straightforward & strange. “Women zai shuo ba.” Be useful; share what you can; help others always. Doctor of texts.