Yes, indeedy, you are in a pickle (I never use bad language with a lady, do I?). I'd say, seriously, then, go with part B. Have that banging episode. I'm not kidding. I'll bet that 2.75% there's a woman working in that office, don't you think? Or are these swine so inept they do their own paperwork as well? For $2500, is it worth a letter from a lawyer? You type and you do know a lawyer with a pen, don't you? One who is willing to sign his name for kicks and not charge you anything? Or is he, too, that big a pile? Gosh, for $2500 I'd take a Greyhound up there and kick their butts for you. And then finish the brick work. Then you could play Tempted for me and send me home again. What is it 8%, 12% if you don't meet the match number?