Yes, I know... You are one of perhaps three people here who are the funniest writers on the platform and at the same time one of the smartest as well. I know you despise me for saying this, but I wish someday at least you can find a different way to make a profitable living. But I will continue supporting you because...I won't say that, either, since I know you hate it so to hear those three words and I don't need any more enmity.

Ciao, bella.