This is what you call an artisanal egg, yes?

The bit about the "chicken swing" reminded me of a big, stupid thing we did, buying a set of swings for the visiting hummingbirds because "everybody" said they were necessary. Two years, dozens of hummers, not one has sat on a swing. They sit next to them, they stare at them, they ignore them. A couple of chickadees have enjoyed them a couple of times. That's about it. Expensive, too.