These images are so beautiful yet you mock yourself!

You are in the desert and near the sea. What birds will you get? Sea birds and desert birds. Pick up your phone or your computer. Punch in CORNELL LAB OF ORNITHOLOGY. Tell them you are in Los Angeles. Download their information on bird species in your area, descriptions AND bird songs. They will have bird songs YOU CAN PLAY ON YOUR PHONE to attract birds to you wherever you are. As long as those birds are native to LA.

All free.

Then just enjoy.

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of many things straightforward and strange. Some of them appear here. “Women zai shuo ba” as the Mandarin say. Born 2016.