Oh, I do like the shame part. Especially if you can find photos of them and photoshop them to ugly bodies and walk them through jungles with nasty man-eating animals and piranhas and very large mosquitos.

And don't believe Terry one bit about that "writing" business. It doesn't take him more than 30 seconds to write those poems of his.

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of the straightforward & strange. “Women zai shuo ba.” Be useful; share what you can; help others always. Doctor of texts.

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