Now, wait. You're scaring me. Maybe because I never watched "Walking Dead" *(sue me...that's what this was about in part anyway, right?). Zombies. They don't/can't have camel toes...can they? If the leggings/Jeggins (do I have to put a "registered trademark" thingee on that?) are so tight...it would...like...fall off?

Or am I just thinking too much? Do I need a cookie?

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of the straightforward & strange. “Women zai shuo ba.” Be useful; share what you can; help others always. Doctor of texts.

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Alan Asnen

Alan Asnen

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of the straightforward & strange. “Women zai shuo ba.” Be useful; share what you can; help others always. Doctor of texts.