It isn’t a question of funny. I am funny. I’m probably funnier than he is. I may even be a better actor. But I look like me, I don’t look like him. You, you now, you’re prejudiced, I know, because he’s Canadian and you’re Canadian, and you guys are always looking out for one another. You probably think my cat looks like some Canadian cat, too. I know what you’re up to. We should’ve gone to war with you guys, taken over and solved that problem a long time ago. Then at least there’d be no Tim Horton’s all over the place. Tim Horton…

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of the straightforward & strange. “Women zai shuo ba.” Be useful; share what you can; help others always. Doctor of texts.