Isn’t it enough that I read you, like, every fourth day, like a good, fellow ex-Californian from the East Coast, dude? Really? Now this? PRESSURE!

From the old lady. Thanks. Now I have to follow you, which I swore up and down not ever to do so people wouldn’t think I was up to anything.

Okay. Well, just don’t bogart that joint my friend...

Yours, schlubby slacker II