IMO I’d rather some people said “polymath” than write the Encyclopedia Britannica version of their bio the way others do.

Listen, I am so sorry I still haven’t gotten around to you. It has been MURDER (no, I know you were in Law Enforcement and that wasn’t a stab...um, neither was that...) lately. Just one thing on top of another in addition to me being something of a jerk, as usual, to a lot of people who probably deserve it so I have to deal with turning them into trolls.

But I am churning away and getting to you. Promise. Hope to die (not a threat).