I'm hostile because you began with, and continued with assumptions about me. Assumptions are never appropriate. You know nothing about me. For example, I do not wave my degrees around in public. I have no need to. I wonder why you have a need to. But I do not make assumptions about it. I have no need to tell people I went to a school with some prestige. Why do you? I don't know the answer. But I make no assumptions about it. And speaking of humor... The initial comment about those two birds was made as a fucking joke. Why aren't you laughing? Well, I won't be making any assumptions about that, either. Do you know why? Because I don't know you. And, at this point, I would not want to.