I'm hostile because you began with, and continued with assumptions about me. Assumptions are never appropriate. You know nothing about me. For example, I do not wave my degrees around in public. I have no need to. I wonder why you have a need to. But I do not make assumptions about it. I have no need to tell people I went to a school with some prestige. Why do you? I don't know the answer. But I make no assumptions about it. And speaking of humor... The initial comment about those two birds was made as a fucking joke. Why aren't you laughing? Well, I won't be making any assumptions about that, either. Do you know why? Because I don't know you. And, at this point, I would not want to.

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of many things straightforward and strange. Some of them appear here. “Women zai shuo ba” as the Mandarin say. Born 2016.