I want you to know (and don’t worry, I realize you are an introvert and I’ll try to keep this short; but that’s not my long suit...) that I was drawn to you (that doesn’t sound right...anyway) by the Allen/Farrow piece and began following you (also not a good sound). Then saw that dingus about Dollar Bill, who I don’t like much, so read his piece, which intrigued, THEN read your “boob” piece and, yes, like most other people, reacted, “Hey, that’s me, too.”

So. Howdy. My cousin was a FADA. He gave me a copy of The Catcher in the Rye when I had the measles at 10 years old. I haven’t stopped.