I know what your actual side-gig is. You establish a psychic connection with cats. At least you have with my cat. Every time I reach the third paragraph of your pieces she walks over and starts pawing my leg to come over and do something...play with her, hug her, or walk over and pet her while she’s eating in the other room. I have to stop, and this guarantees a much longer “read time” for you, oh Swamy. Oh, yeah, you’ve got that THING going.
Truth be told I was mesmerized by the "naked" part. You always have to throw in something like that for the boys, don't you?