I know, and you forgot the greatest curse-escape ever: "Great Caesar's Ghost!"

BTW: Do you know Tooth Truth Roopa Vikesh? She's trying to do a thing where she takes some stories and translates them into Hindi for the benefit of the "troops" back home for some education. One or two of yours would be wonderful!

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of many things straightforward and strange. Some of them appear here. “Women zai shuo ba” as the Mandarin say. Born 2016.