I do believe you covered the entire rainbow and, pardon me, sweets, but each one of these made me laugh even if that wasn’t your intention, because the memory of having to deal with these remarks from kind people was so painful at times I had no other choice. Perhaps—and this, of course, is only advice if you are NOT currently depressed—you might consider reworking this as humor? I think so many people have suffered a similar fate they would get a good kick out of it. Maybe not Tim Denning but then he never reads what anyone here writes.