HA! I was thinking, “Three women, one man”!!! Residual mother issues, I suppose.
That’s what I see all the time down here. Because it really isn’t only NYC any longer. This has become as contagious a disease as chicken pox. And knowing your “luxury” tastes, I don’t suppose you spend much time in the crowded aisles of a WalMart. But get yourself into one someday. They allow people to ride around inside on scooters and with dogs. I forget what they call them. Comfort animals, or something. Plus they come with their families. So if you happen to be shopping in the same three-foot-wide aisle as a scooter-rider with a comfort dog and three family members...you are not getting very far. At least not without quite a few nasty stares. And growls.