Go Get ‘Em!!!
The latest news from the front has it that Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert were the only two Congresspersons to deliver “thoughts and prayers” to victims of leukemia instead of more aid this year.
For the very first time.
Apparently, guns don’t kill, money does. And so does medicine. When it comes from Jewish doctors. Spending Jewish money. From those “Jew safes.”
But they are right about one thing: WE ARE OUT TO GET THEM.
AND NOW…ONE TIME ONLY…
Someone can have this official pin— and therefore become a member of The Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps — ABSOLUTELY 100% FREE OF CHARGE, NOT EVEN HAVING TO PAY SHIPPING IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT!!!
Only one lucky person, the TENTH — tragic or talented or the last of the minion through the synagogue door — to send an email to the SECRET email announced below. SO… Get the word out to your friends and fellow spies because you’ll never know who that TENTH might be!!!
Send your very possibly lucky email to email@example.com. We’ll be in touch.