Don’t you worry, Carol. If Medium had those high standards applicable at the desks you formerly occupied the place would probably crumble. And I only noticed out of habit...it’s a bad one after almost 60 years. It was drummed into me in middle school by a man named Schuster. Blame him.
And did you actually?
Around here, if you keep it short and snappy, you can put the lead in the last line, and no one will notice. In fact, around here hardly anyone notices anyway.