Don’t you worry, Carol. If Medium had those high standards applicable at the desks you formerly occupied the place would probably crumble. And I only noticed out of’s a bad one after almost 60 years. It was drummed into me in middle school by a man named Schuster. Blame him.

And did you actually?

Around here, if you keep it short and snappy, you can put the lead in the last line, and no one will notice. In fact, around here hardly anyone notices anyway.

Take care.

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of the straightforward & strange. “Women zai shuo ba.” Be useful; share what you can; help others always. Doctor of texts.