Buy or save lots of wrapping papers for those kitties then STAND BACK and watch them fly for hours until they are utterly exhausted. They will also beautifully destroy almost everything you own if you are kind enough to not de-claw them (please don’t) and don’t allow them out of the house to kill the sweet birds and butterflies (please don’t). Then, when they are tired, if they have that certain personality most do, they will curl up on or under or around some part of your body when you least expect it and sleep for hours. Even after they are almost as big as you are.

But okra. Never. The one food I could never tolerate. I could eat a rock first.