Being a YOUNG German I was hoping you wouldn’t be TOO offended (actually, I was shaking in my high, shiny boots!!). But then you do have such a fine sense of humor, for a German, I mean. We Mericuns, Brits and Frenchies have some old memories of Germans, you know... Not anything like the NEW GERMANY y’all have built with that black turtleneck thing and the dark caverns filled with loud music where people for some reason still wear sunglasses. No wonder you travel so much!!!

I was happy to do this, sweets, and only shocked, shocked I tell you, that I hadn’t done it earlier, and that I needed Sherry to give me a kick in the rear to remind me.

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of the straightforward & strange. “Women zai shuo ba.” Be useful; share what you can; help others always. Doctor of texts.

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