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Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of the straightforward & strange. “Women zai shuo ba.” Be useful; share what you can; help others always. Doctor of texts.
two shades of blue papercut design for the initial letter “A” with a tree and various birds plus a full moon behind the branches and a raccoon at bottom
two shades of blue papercut design for the initial letter “A” with a tree and various birds plus a full moon behind the branches and a raccoon at bottom

Like this hasn’t been done before…


The story of my stories

rows of standing, old fashioned yellow computer discs

There is no proper and neat way to do this.

So one has to find the “best” way, one’s personal way around it until someone else does find the truly best way.

Of course, others claim to have found the best way…if you understand coding and computer science, which I do not. So, screw them. I know how to type and I am rapidly losing that function as well.

Therefore, as an aid for the two people and three canaries who might ever want to go back and read anything I’ve written, I’m arranging my work on MEDIUM in a way that makes it a slightly easier way to find…


I had laundry to do so I didn’t bother reading it.

But some crackhead five years ago claimed to be seeing iPhones in historical paintings and that this was “proof”…


Ego

But yes I will

Okay. I’ve had enough.

Quite tired of those saying things like, “You’re pretty stupid, you know that?” and, “You don’t know what you’re talking about!” and, “What gives you the right…?”

Just because I don’t flaunt my credentials — unlike so many around this place, who swing theirs around like 14-inch dicks — doesn’t mean I don’t have any. In fact I have too many to place on one wall. Too many for photographing in one…shot:


Wildlife

Fall flora and sexy fauna

As a child growing up on what some considered the very worst streets in New York City, I suffered from the very worst of allergies constantly. You name it and it made me sneeze, itch or something else.

The native concrete of our blessed environment, gifted to us by the Barons of Tammany Hall, were sacred benevolence rarely if ever broken by greenery, and then only by the vaguest of what some called weeds.

Uptown, however, existed a space known as a “park” which I later learned, thanks to my elder sister, had earlier acquired a name: “Central,” having something…


Someone posted (I usually say “published” but not in this instance!) an article contradicting the usual advice to publish every day or at least as often as possible.

She said, and insisted this had been the case, that she had taken some great length of time off from writing and posting and that, as a result, her reads and other stats had gone through the roof!!!

Or something of that nature.

Well, I say — and I think you should all join me in this — CONGRATULATIONS!!! …


Want more reading time to increase your MPP moola?

Use more eye-catching images. All throughout your writing.

Way back, when I first began publishing on this platform in 2016, I…


Factory-farmed meat connects to the birth and spread of COVID-19 (maybe).

As discussed previously, I get information from books; not QAnon airheads, internet lobbyists, or talk radio junketeers.

This time…


It certainly isn't the fault of the nurses my friend. Much like systemic racism create racists, the system of vulture capitalism creates a conciousless society that preys upon the poor. Often there are few individuals who can do anything about it. Only if we decide to do something about it together will there ever be any change.


Feminism

It is hard in Tennessee

I’ve been noticing a trend the past few years. I dislike having to put it this way but I’m at a loss having to put it any other way.

Being a man of some years and having some level of experience in these matters, I have noticed the few women who have been attempting this are waiting for me to make my move instead of making their own. Not only is it frustrating but I’m wondering why. After all, things have changed.

I’m not going to be making that move.

I’m not going to risk getting my face slapped or having the store manager called on my ass…

Alan Asnen

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