Alan Asnen

“Hey, I’m a Top Writer!!!”

“Yeah, so?”

“But isn’t that wonderful?”

“No, not particularly.”


“Tell me. Have you ever been to a casino, like in Tahoe or Vegas?”

“Sure, but…”

“And did you ever get served free drinks while you were gambling there?”

“Yeah, but…”

“It’s the exact same…

Alan Asnen

Alan Asnen

Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of the straightforward & strange. “Women zai shuo ba.” Be useful; share what you can; help others always. Doctor of texts.